I'm Racist (In No Way Whatsoever) - Rucka Rucka Ali

I’m not a racist guy

I wanna make that clear

I just hate Obama’s

Treatment by the media

Coons, spics 'n' ayrabs

Kykes 'n' chinks

Are all words I don’t want people using when they speak

I don’t like them black folk songs

I prefer rap, yo

Blacks are more likely to murder

Bars and rhymes on a track

Arab Indians from Turkey

Smell like fuckin' Curry’s

Awesome new cologne

I could use some, in fact

(whoo, here we go)

I don’t like them Sunnis (oh)

Bein' profiled all the time (uh-oh)

Don’t let 'em on the airplane

'Til you wish 'em a Happy Ramadan

(enjoy your flight)

Jews took my money

To the bank for me (Thanks!)

I was busy teaching Mexicans

English muffin recipes (yee-haw)

I don’t like them black folks

Bein' show by bad pos

Black lives don’t matter

To people like the Klan (sure don’t)

I don’t like them Persians

Bein' mistaken for other versions (please)

These guys invented agriculture

In ancient Iran

I’m not racist

I like black people

Everyone should own one… tool set

To build a fence around your house

And keep out all them dirty, fuckin' nagging mormons

I’m not racist but

Asians are Nerds

Strom Rack shoppers (which is smart)

I don’t like curds

Too much cheese on 'em

Cholesterol’s too high

And I wish that every Armenian would

Direct me to a Kabob store

I hate them black folk

Bein' given bad loans

Blacks should get the same interest rate as any white man

Fuckin' Mexicans are dirty

Rich from selling great verde

Trump should build a Walt Disney park to thank them

(that's right)

I’m not racist but

Some black guy broke in my Vans

Thanks, bruh

They were, they were too tight on my feet, yeah

Got Asians in here, that’s good!

I look forward to praising their superior math skills

While harboring no stereotypes about their statistical rate of driving accidents

This one’s for The South

Will Rise Against

Be playing any shows here in the near future?

I appreciate their progressive message

Plus most the audience will be white collar workers there among working class

everyday folks

I just hope nobody there’s a fagg- (*beep*)