Xi Ping Little Dick Funny Song with Kim Jong - Rucka Rucka Ali

Yes, hello

Hello

Are you ready for number one song in USA?

China

I’m running all of Shanghai

I will hit you with a club if I find out that you bang guys

Just hang out and bake rice

Good luck finding me, we all look like the same guy

We could make you new Nikes, or a bootleg DVD of A Bug’s Life

Our lead is so nice, give a Chinese toy to a kid that you like

No, talk shit about Chinese clothes

They’re the finest that you know

Drycleaning store is closed

Whoa no, no

I know we just met but here

Eggroll, eggroll (eggroll)

Eggroll, eggroll

I grow little kids inside

A hole, eggroll, whoa

China is the greatest country, fuck where you are from

We are best at gold and rugby, China number one

I intern a million Muslims, made them all sign up

For vacation in a camp ground, all because I got

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

We eat labs and pugs

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

We steal patents

I from Pyongyang, I throw a

Missile to the ground then it fall down, I poor now

Please send some pork and a fork, let’s go now

Missile go real low now

California, yeah bitch, really gonna blow now

Call me your bro now, I own all of SoCal, you gonna glow now

I know we just met but world explode

Explode, explode, explode

I bomb everywhere you thought I won’t go

Let’s go, let’s go

I drop bomb into your country, blow up where you’re from

I’m a little bit of country, little rock and roll

North Korea best Korea, South is getting fucked

I will eat all of the quinoa and you all get a crumb, 'cause I got

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

We gon' have some lunch

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

So, I will take Taiwan and Seoul

Also North and South pole

China will attain control

Oh no, it’s cold

Bro, I’m like Asian Dave Grohl

Always try to reach my goals

The election that I stole

We take over your country, Asia number one

We don’t like you 'cause you’re honkeys, Muricans are dumb

Always eating fries and Big Macs with a stupid fork

Learn to hold a fucking chop stick, shit isn’t so hard

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

Hold the stick inside your thumb

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

Just a little dick

Eat a bag of bugs