I Can Do Whatever I'm White 2 - Rucka Rucka Ali

Watch where you walking, bitch

What did you???

Wait a minute, haha

I’m white

Aw shit, has it been ten years already?

I can do whatever, I’m white, yeah

I can do whatever, I’m white, yeah

When I’m in the tram car, eating ten gram trans fat bar

I could spread my legs far open on the chair

I don’t care 'cause I’m a white male and I always wave

To the cops when they pass by to go arrest a black guy

Anywhere I want, I could get WiFi

I’m on the beach with my wife, she could be a fucking guy

Wear my socks with sandals, I want kale, yeah

Got a job with a 401K, I’m gay

I love me some hockey, I need me some hockey

I beat Fortnite, take my date to see Rocky

But me a retriever and eat a baked pita

And I could be a guy named Chad, yeah

When I’m in Detroit, I run red lights

The cops don’t mind, it’s aight, they say

You can do whatever, you white (I'm white)

Baby, I can do whatever, I’m white, yeah

I got me some clothes, I dress real wack

Bright white pants and a fanny pack

I can dress however I like

Baby, I can do whatever, I’m white (I'm white), yeah

Anything I want, I could buy a couple stocks

And I sit outside and I drink some red wine

And the cops drive by and they shout «hell yeah»

'Cause you know that the cops don’t care, yeah

I love me some hockey, I need me some hockey

Frisbee’s aight, but it ain’t no hockey

Buy me a retriever, and listen to Reba

And I could be a stay-at-home dad

Any time I want, man, I can go rock climb

Write a couple op-eds, hang out with my wife’s kids

Find out I’ve a gay son, and I’m Creole

Learn about Indians at the museum

Grab some Chinese and head out to see Drake sing

Got my brand new plates and just got a oil change, yeah

Magic, hat tricks, being a fucking maverick

Banging fat chicks on my new Tempur-pedic mattress

I check the weather least once

Make sure it doesn’t rain before the company lunch

And no it doesn’t rain on our picnic like that

You know it doesn’t rain when you’re white and not black, yeah

I want some hockey, I need some hockey

Long as Redwings are on the TV, I’m happy

I got 'em low shorts and I call Netflix

To make sure the bill is paid on time

Rape on dates and troll online

And we could pop valium all night, baby

I can do whatever, I’m white (I'm white)

Yeah, I can do whatever, I’m white, yeah

Baby, I could speed on my new rental bike

Paint a pale light Jesus Christ, baby

I can do wahtever, I’m white

Yeah, I can do whatever, I’m white (I'm white), yeah

I could do whatev I wanna do, smoke some pills Bonnaroo

Choke some bitch in Oakland bowling, drinking Diet Coke

Joke about the Asians and become a internet sensation

If my shit gets deleted kids reupload it, they’re eight

I run red lights

The cops don’t mind, it’s aight, they say

You can do whatever, you white (I'm white)

Baby, I can do whatever, I’m white, yeah

I got me some clothes, I dress real wack

Bright white pants and a fanny pack

I can dress however I like

Baby, I can do whatever, I’m white (I'm white), yeah

My life’s real cool, I got new Nikes

Some black guy took my fucking bike

But baby, I can do whatever, I’m white (I'm white), yeah

I can do whatever, I’m white, yeah

I got some big goals, upgrade my wife

Swing a golf club until I die, singing

I can do whatever, I’m white (I'm white)

Baby, I can do whatever, I’m white (I'm white), yeah

Remix

Rucka Rucka Ali

They said I wouldn’t never be nothing

But now look at me

I’m on the internet

10 years, a million songs, a billion views

One dog, a couple Jews

One troll, one thing to say bro

Say it with me

I’m white