Mr. Station Master - Roy Harper

Oh mister station master i dont dig you

And i’m going out shoppin for a igloo

Coz standing on your station

Is an antarctic exploration

And the grim scene every morning to be dragged through

Mister station master mr mundane

With your morning paper man clock on your watch change

I need a team of huskies and a barrel of whisky

To make the other end of the platform

I think that old iny

Get off of my crossfire

Otherwise it might just grab at your bag

Oh mister station master

With your peanut brain in plaster

Tell me why’d you draw them pictures on your posters

I’m looking for amusement please believe me

So strip me to my underpants and leave me

And every time he yells «quite soon now»

Thrown out the waiting room

Around my neck at 90 miles an hour

My will and testament are on my forehead

My forwarding address is on my highhead

Oh mister station master

Lung cancer is much faster

Never mind i guess the train will be here any day now

If i was in your onion

We’d both be underneath that ten fifteen

Oh mister station master

You’re a national disaster

A country could do without the job