The Cat Came Back - Rolf Harris

Old Uncle Judd had troubles of his own

He had a scruffy yellow tom that wouldn’t leave home

He went to church one Sunday, one Sunday for advice

The preacher said, «Leave him here, 't'would be so very nice.»

But the cat came back, the cat came back

Thought he was a goner, but the cat came back

He just couldn’t stay away

He gave him to a man going up in a balloon'

And asked the chap to leave him with the Man in the Moon

Well, the balloon it must have busted; well, that’s what everybody said

'Cause ten miles away they picked the man up dead

Old Uncle Judd swore he’d kill the cat on sight

He loaded up his blunderbuss with nails & dynamite

He aimed it at the spot where the tomcat would appear

All they ever found was Uncle Judd’s left ear…

«Uh, where did they find it?»

«Well, it was just left 'ere.»

He broke into the house, ate everything in sight;

While outside this Irish fella was looking for a fight

The cat all smiles sat fat & fully fed

The fella sang «Rule, Brittania» and the cat dropped dead

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