It's a Miracle - Roger Waters

Miraculous you call it babe

You ain’t seen nothing yet

They’ve got Pepsi in the Andes

Mcdonalds in Tibet

Yosemite’s been turned into

A golf course for the Japs

The Dead Sea is alive with rap

Between the Tigris and Euphrates

There’s a leisure centre now

They’ve got all kinds of sports

They’ve got Bermuda shorts

The had sex in Pennsylvania

A Brazilian grew a tree

A doctor in Manhattan

Saved a dying man for free

It’s a miracle

Another miracle

By the grace of God Almighty

And pressures of marketplace

The human race has civilized itself

It’s a miracle

We’ve got a warehouse of butter

We’ve got oceans of wine

We’ve got famine when we need it

Got a designer crime

We’ve got Mercedes

We’ve got Porsche

Ferrari and Rolls Royce

We’ve got a choice

She said meet me

In the Garden of Gethsemane my dear

The Lord said Peter I can see

Your house from here

An honest man

Finally reaped what he had sown

And farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan

It’s a miracle

Another miracle

By the grace of God Almighty

And pressures of marketplace

The human race has civilized itself

It’s a miracle

We cower in our shelters

With our hands over our ears

Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff

Runs for years and years and years

An earthquake hits the theatre

But the operetta lingers

Then the piano lids comes down

And break his fucking fingers

It’s a miracle