Room Service - Roger Chapman

Room service room service send me a room

6 foot walls oh a concrete tomb

So I’ll be safe when the bombs go boom

Get me a bed in Thatcher’s hotel

The room next to hers so I can tell

So I’ll be safe when the dangers swell

Room service room service send me a maid

Who gives good service just wants to play

On a 6 foot bed with pink champagne

For those last 4 minutes on red alert day

Room service room service send me a room

6 foot walls oh a concrete tomb

So I’ll be safe when the bombs go boom

Room service send me a room full of dope

Amphets reds scag & coke

'Cos I’m going out on a head fulla hope

I’d have some hash but I don’t smoke

The last thing I need is a cancer stroke

So room service fix a dumb waiter in it

Who I don’t have to tip every five minutes

Hot fresh coffee and TV dinners

And don’t forget the video spinner

Some parallel bars so I can get thinner

And a little red phone to tell me the winner

Room service room service send me a room

6 foot walls oh a concrete tomb

So I’ll be safe when the bombs go boom

Sorry caller your 4 minutes ar