Flat Beauty - Robert Pollard

May I cause you more pain than that?

Cost you more time than you realized?

There will be no more falling ice

May I help you arrange your beauty flat?

Oil down your wardrobe with color and flair?

Jump up and down in your rock & roll chair?

Shout out the glass together, alright

Proud is a low-life sign

And pride alone is slightly lame

She’s got a lovely line on her spine

So I’ll cause you less pain tonight

Don’t need much more

No, really, it’s alright

I’ll open up real wide

Before I get along…