Swings Both Ways - Robbie Williams, Rufus Wainwright

I’m coming out of the sandbox

You’ll get covered in dog doo

I’m gonna get off the sea saw

Say goodbye to your mama

Oh yeah, let’s get high on some Pop Rock

Pop Rock and Coke

I’ll blow your sock off

Teach how to laugh at daddy’s dirty jokes

Don’t hedge your bets, double down

If you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town

Turn that smile upside down

Happy people don’t have sex

Now Robbie, everybody swings both ways

From the butchest, the bandits

The fairest, the faggots

And singers with everything they need

Everybody swings both ways

Face it Robbie, you’re a little bit gay

Shall we dance?

I’m getting hot on the pavement

Can you find me some grass?

I have a certain arrangement

Up the Khyber Pass

Oh yeah, let’s get high with some fruit cake

Fruit cake and tea

And after I’ve done her

Well you can do me

Oh, boy

Don’t hedge your bets, double down

If you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town

Just follow me you enormous clown

Clever people don’t have sex

Now Rufus, everybody swings both ways

The bully, the bigot

The giant, the midget

And singers with everything they need

Everybody swings both ways

Face it Rufus, you’re a tad gay

Oh, yeah?

Face it Robbie

Uh huh?

You’re a little bit gay