Alice in Thunderdome - Rob Sonic

Bitches call me Ward the way I punish the Beaver

Brake your Firebird or else I’m coming to key you

Burnt side of chopper with his mug on the heater

Like do not apprehend if you’re not one of his keepers

Shoveled your sheep herd, shepherd’s your ferry

The jostle in and out of all available bearings

Bottle in his mouth he got a Coppola airy

Pulled overtook a leak., got Cannoli to carry

Pick in his axe hand, he passes the pair/pear

A little in the mutton and the rest in the day

Two fang, loose Frank Drebin you hater

A blue flame, Jefferton’s mayor

(Automatic)

Peppermint prayer, The Apple asleep

With a half-lit Camel at the back of his feet

Casually gashing your magnary teeth

Bringing dogs to the chapel, if the Gapple is green

Jackal and Gene, news at the diner

A back to the wall and a Tuna fish slider

He had to remind you with a couple of shiners

That he hanker for a hunk of what you ain’t got inside you

(Like that)

The king on the card gave the crowd wine

The straws were all down 'til most of the hope died

The rabbit with the watch and the mole with a bow tie

They want us to reload with the soldier with no eyes

I went and asked Alice and she gave me peace

Some blotter, some poppers, and the famous tea

Some uppers, some downers and she basically

Said you oughta know that Thunderdome is basement weed

Paint the pariah, and pickle a patsy

Kraft get it in like the middle of mac cheese

Whittled a Raft fleet out of pixels and cap teak

When he could’ve would’ve should’ve just whistled for taxi

Gnarly gas HEAP, Happy?

Enjoy

Sill times, leather time, Chatterley loin

Rabbit feet noise can get the cavalry point

To the posse out on Broadway, but it’s after we joined

Watership Down, they double the count

Def Jam Jeeps leaving Rustlers round

Trouble in town there’s no mistaking the sound

Of the shit hitting the fan from the janitor’s lounge

The king on the card gave the crowd wine

The straws were all down 'til most of the hope died

The rabbit with the watch and the mole with a bow tie

They want us to reload with the soldier with no eyes

I went and asked Alice and she gave me peace

Some blotter, some poppers, and the famous tea

Some uppers, some downers and she basically

Said you oughta know that Thunderdome is basement weed

It’s like amateur hour, a pet in a poke

Lobby for the reverend and the veteran pope

Chest full of smokes and the Pebble Flintstone

That is prepped to pull your card and put your deck in the spoke

Iller than Flo and stricter than Mel

So Dingy better pick up all epiphany felt

While Billy Bean breaking off the chickeny smell

Like he tried to sell crack to the Liberty Bell

The king on the card gave the crowd wine

The straws were all down 'til most of the hope died

The rabbit with the watch and the mole with a bow tie

They want us to reload with the soldier with no eyes

I went and asked Alice and she gave me peace

Some blotter, some poppers, and the famous tea

Some uppers, some downers and she basically

Said you oughta know that Thunderdome is basement weed

(Help me, help me, help me)