Kel Jefe - Rob Kelly

Sleeping arranged bums don’t usually stop in Waco

Life here is a little too quick for em maybe you think you’re fast enough to

keep up with us huh

A lot faster than you’ll ever live to be

Hey hey

Hey hey

I’m an old dirty bastard

Pack the whip faster just to roll spliff on the dashboard

Sound boys can get it if they ask for it

Ninety seven fella’s use to call me casper

But really they couldn’t see me

They want to be little baby bobbies gotta believe me

I send their baby mommies to the cleaning she wouldn’t listen

The dogs in the street wouldn’t f*ck with her

And you’re worse for f*cking believing them

Too much sleaze in him too much scheming for the green in him

And you’re too much a heater to maneuver your breathing

Give me that Bobby the Brain Heenan

I spend man seventeen years with the best flow

Complete dirty vest flow arms low arms flow over your head like a poncho

Who’s that big bastard in the air max with the red benz speeding in the whip

jefe

And who’s woman has a bigger ass that can break the internet in a gif jefe

And who’s that pulling up in the vine with time timberline and a bird on his

hip kel jefe

That must be Kelly they call him kel jefe but you can still call him checker

real

I bought the mic thinking bobby in the cradle fatty on the table

Tattoo saying I love fatty on the naval

Don’t make be bought you with a cable you dope mechanical not able

You okay hon free kisses used to have three misses and six mistresses

Had to find a way to expel all the wickedness

Cause good can’t come out of f*cking with three sixes

I have a big house big guide with four beds and two sitting rooms

Don’t worry how I’m living foo I might buy a swimming pool no mortgage

Every time I step in the booth I blow torch it tear up the fence on the wall

cause I scorched it

Make money on exports big gorgeous spanish wife turn with a whip black beamers

silver wheels

Who’s that big bastard in the air max with the red benz speeding in the whip

jefe

And who’s woman has a bigger ass that can break the internet in a gif jefe

And who’s that pulling up in the vine with time timberline and a bird on his

hip kel jefe

That must be kelly they call him kel jefe but you can still call him checker

real

I be that insane killer from the psycho ward I’m on the trigger of the double

barrel

Pointed at your larynx thought he’s cool joking in the barrell lands

Take one then take two for the camera man

Run up the roots in the dirty caravan and I blow blaze terror and dagger with

suzuki swift

Unloaded the cargo senior kel perform before you seen it on Naple

I don’t Netflix and chill I Netflix net bitch and jet bitch at will oh what a

thrill

She was real that’s a fat joe wordplay shit is real fact though girl these nuts

ain’t pistachios

Muchos gracias words gave me muchos anchos patios mouths open like cashews

So who the f*ck want to clash us cause hell boys go hold the gun the Redskins

nobody roll with Them

Who’s that big bastard in the air max with the red benz speeding in the whip

jefe

And who’s woman has a bigger ass that can break the internet in a gif jefe

And who’s that pulling up in the vine with time timberline and a bird on his

hip kel jefe

That must be kelly they call him kel jefe but you can still call him checker

real

We knew you’d come back why don’t you come with me and ask jefe yourself