Mansman -

I want to apologize to all the girls

Who are hurting in this sick, sad world

And it’s cause of people like me

And by people like me

I mean men who can’t hone in on their emotions

My whole life I was told not to cry

Because it made me a pussy

And I didn’t want to be feminine

But now I paint my nails

And I can’t cry in front of my girlfriend

Oh my god, stop telling your son that

He’s a wuss and he throws like a girl because

Man, my mom has a hell of an arm

And she taught me everything

That I know about sports and

There’s nothing wrong with not growing up tough

And you should be more concerned about

Boys using guns than you are about them using makeup