Perfect Situation - Richard Cheese

What’s the deal with my brain?

Why am I so obviously insane?

In a perfect situation

I lead love down the drain.

There’s the pitch, slow and straight.

All I have to do is swing

and I’m a hero, but I’m a zero.

Hungry nights, once again

Now it’s getting unbelievable.

'Cause I could not have it better,

But I just can’t get no play

From the girls, all around

As they search the night for someone to hold on to.

And just pass through…

singing…

ooooooh oh.

Ooohhhhh oh.

oh Ooohhh oohh.

Singing…

ooooooh oh.

Ooohhhhh oh.

oh Ooohhh oohh.

Get your hands off the girl,

Can’t you see that she belongs to me?

And I don’t appreciate this excess company.

Though I can’t satisfy all the needs she has

And so she starts to wander…

Can you blame her?

singing…

oooooooh oh.

Ooohhhhh oh.

oh Ooohhh oohh.

Singing…

oooooooh oh.

Ooohhhhh oh.

oh Ooohhh oohh.