Nooooo - Richard Cheese

Luke Skywalker is standing

On the hill looking at those two setting suns

He wants to transmit his application to the Academy

But his uncle is cranky and won’t let him

Oh, no Luke!

Look out it’s Darth Vader!

No!

Here comes Darth Vader, he’s really really bad!

He can choke you from across the room and also he’s your dad!

He’s wearing black and his lightsaber is red!

And underneath that helmet is a really freaky head!

Have you seen his head?

I saw pictures on TMZ, so pale!

Darth, four words:

spray tan, spray tan!

That guy is so white he’s got a Trump bumper sticker on his Imperial Star

Destroyer!

Thank you

Ow, Star Wars, those near and far wars!

Alright, I need a drink