Longview - Richard Cheese

I sit around and watch the tube, but nothin’s on

I change the channels for an hour or two

Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit

I’m sick of all the same old shit

In a house with unlocked doors

And I’m fuckin' lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise

I’m so damn bored, I’m going blind and I smell like shit

Peel me off this Velcro seat and get me moving

I sure as hell can’t do it by myself

I’m feeling like a dog in heat

Barred indoors from the summer street

I locked the door to my own cell

And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise

I’m so damn bored, I’m going blind and I smell like shit

I got no motivation, where is my motivation?

No time for motivation

Smoking my inspiration

I sit around and watch the phone, but no one’s calling

Call me pathetic, call me what you will

My mother says to get a job, but she don’t like the one she’s got

When masturbation’s lost its fun, you’re fucking lonely

Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise

I’m so damn bored, I’m going blind

And loneliness has to suffice

Bite my lip and close my eyes, I’m trippin' away to paradise

Some say quit or I’ll go blind, but that’s just a myth