Dead iPod Song - Rhett and Link

Within every electronic device

There lies a seed

Dormant and waiting to be… Released

Somewhere between 18mos and 2yrs

It will sprout… And begin to choke the life out

And if you’ve got an ipod,

You know exactly what we’re talking about

You pressed the power button

And what happened was nothin'

Itunes won’t even see it Now you wish you’d warranted it The Doom Seed has germinated

Your ipod shall not be resuscitated!

Now you gotta figure out whatchoo gon do with your dead ipod

Write a eulogy and bury it in your backyard

Even though it’s broke you can pretend like it’s not

To avoid conversation with strangers at the bus stop

Use it as a weapon if you’re being attacked…

You know what, on second thought, scratch that.

Tape it to your body, call it a bod-switch

Put it in a hoagie, call it an ipod-wich

A paper weight is lame unless there’s a fan on your desk,

And even in that case, a man hole cover works best.

Or keep it simple 'cause less is more;

Put it in a shoebox in the back of a drawer

Then 50 years from today

Your grandkids will find it and say:

«you listened to music on this!?

you mean when you were a kid, you didn’t have

music uploaded directly to your brain!»

And you’ll say «nah, we just had iPods.»