Fish Tailin' - Rheostatics

We were looking for some fun

We were looking for some fun

Seemed like it went forever;

I was dumb and it was clever

I was looking for someone like you

To keep me ossified the whole day through

I never thought I’d find you in a bar

Till I crashed my best friend’s car

«Oh, the shape I’m in

They used to call it sin

Back in the good old days

It was useful to be simple.»

Someone’s crashing when the sun comes up

Someone’s driving in a pick-up truck

Someone’s drinking, drinking, drinking

Whiskey, gin, and mugs of bourbon

I was looking for someone like you

To keep me petrified the whole day through

O’boy Joe, the fun had just begun

When I picked up your favorite gun

You didn’t know it wasn’t loaded

But the joke died when you exploded