Mickey The Mumbling Midget - The Residents

Was ten years old today

(Mickey the Mumbling Midget)

Somehow ran away

(Mickey the Mumbling Midget)

Was not in his cage

(Mickey the Mumbling Midget)

Soon would need a shave

Lassie looked at something shapeless lying on the lawn

Scratchy at some scabby sores and stretching as it yawned

It seemed to be uneasy as it looked up at the moon

She sensed the tension in the air and smelled a sweet baboon

Pungent was the warm aroma drifting in the air

She hoped he would smell her heat and lick her silken hair

Run Mickey run

Run Lassie