Horticulture - Remorse

Miguel the landscape gardening man

Will lay his hands on whatever he can

Not only gardens attract his attention

It’s not only those fucking hedges

It’s to the wives of clients he is drawn

As he tends to garden and to lawn

And when he’s finished laying the roses

He’ll do the wives right next to the mangrove

He has done it in the ass

He has done it, high on grass

He has done it in the car

Has he simply gone too far?

Miguel during a heat wave

While armed with a hand held fan

He would converse with all the girls

Miguel was that kind of a man

Whilst he engaged in conversation

Casually without being detected

He would aim the fan at her breasts

Until both of her nipples get erected

He has done it in the ass

He has done it, high on grass

He has done it in the car

Has he simply gone too far?

Once Miguel misbehaved

He dug up a whore from a grave

She was moldy and smelled shitty

And only had one rotten titty