Three-Legged Cat - Red House Painters

She was asleep when I hobbled to the bed

With a broken foot bleeding

I clawed at her head

«the mirror tumbled on me», I cried

«but it wasn’t my fault», I lied

Spend my hole life neurotic and fat

Now I’m just a three-legged cat

Doctor said, «we'll have to amputate that»

So now I’m just a three-legged cat

A three-legged cat