Come to the U.S.A. - Ray Stevens

This is the I.I.A.P.

The Illegal Immigration Assistance Program

A tax payer funded division of Oaknut

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If you are thinkin' about illegal immigration

Be careful when you’re choosin' the nation

'Cause breakin' the law in some countries is frowned upon

Imagine that

Sneak into China and they’ll call you a spy

And ship you to Mongolia till you die

And in Sudan they’ll hang you and the camel you rode in on

Yeah and don’t go a-hikin' and enter Iran

Or you might never be heard from again

And in Mexico you might face a firing squad

Yeah and forget all about going to North Korea

That’s a great example of a bad idea

So when it comes down to it

There’s only one option you’ve got

Yeah come to the USA

There’s no penalty to pay

Should you get caught illegally immigratin'

Come to the USA

It will be your lucky day

'Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin'

Like Healthcare, Welfare, Free Education

Help with your Voter Registration

And drivers license and credit cards

And license plates for your old car

Lots of jobs for you to do

And employers who’ll turn a blind eye too

Come to the USA!

No need to worry about the Constitution

We’ll help you start a house of prostitution

If that’s the kind of work that you wanna do

You see those gringo infidels are crazy

They’ll give citizenship to your new baby

So you see there’s really only one choice for you

Come to the USA

There’s no penalty to pay

Should you get caught illegally immigratin'

I said come to the USA

It will be your lucky day

'Cause when you get in there’s lots of goodies waitin'

Yeah you get public housing and cable TV

And food stamps and even Government cheese

The borders are a swinging door

Go home for a visit and come back for more

There’s sanctuary and amnesty

Bring the whole famn damily eventually

Yeah come to the USA

This has been a public service message sponsored by Oaknut…

Dedicated to collapse of the American way of life