Ménage A Trois - Ray Jessel

We’re a Ménage a Trios

We are a most passionate threesome

Sometimes A will get it on with B

Sometimes B will get it on with C

Sometimes A and C will get together, pet together, then give B some

There’s nothing like a loving Ménage a Trois

Come take a ride on the three-way

For no matter what your fantasy

And no matter what your thing may be

And no matter what you wanna do you and who you wanna do it to, you’re better

off with three

Think of all the various variations

Tittling around with endless permutations

Fiddling around in triplicate gyrations

So if you find a pas deux deux is blah

Try a pas du trois

It’s so sensual

Such potential

If three adults are consensual

It’s a tangle

Our triangle

Although sometimes we wrangle

If one splits, while the divorce is not so gruesome

Because if one someone leaves a threesome

You won’t be lonesome, you still got a twosome

I say we-oh

All are bri-oh

To the fact that we’re a trio

Perhaps a foursome would be awesome

Or a fivesome, six or seven or eight or nine or ten or eleven or twelve

And more and more and more, gee

Now you’ve got an orgy

Naaah

We’re a Ménage a Trios

We’re a most amorous tryptic

Sometimes he will fool around with she

Sometimes we will try something for three

So you see that experimentation’s what makes our relationship tick

There’s nothing like a loving Ménage a Trios

Boy, girl and boy in a troika

Think of all the ways to interlink

There are many more than you might think

So no matter what you wanna try it’s easier than pie to gratify each little kink

Forget about your old two way condition

Try a little tripod-ite coition

All a couple needs is one addition

Everyone should see to set you free what you do with two you simply do with

three

Let’s all swing

It’s like waltzing

One, two, three, one, two, three triple your ecstasy

He, she and me, ah

Ménage a trois