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It’s Christmas Eve and Santa drops his gifts around the nation

I want some agricultural collectivization

There’s nothing stirring in the house, it’s quiet as quiet all night

Tomorrow if we’re lucky all the workers will unite

'Cos there’s a red star up on the Christmas tree

A hammer for you, and a sickle for me

Good will to all men, let’s celebrate

By purging the enemies of the state

Tomorrow I will hold you tight and kiss you my sweet darling

I’ll give you chocolate Trotskies and a Christmas candy Stalin

We’ll play with Christmas crackers wearing festive paper hats

And hope for dictatorships of some proletariats

'Cos there’s a red star up on the Christmas tree

A hammer for you, and a sickle for me

Good will to all men, let’s celebrate

By purging the enemies of the state

After dinner we’ll have lots of fun with Christmas games and laughs

We’ll read some pop-up books by Engels, Hegel, and by Marx

What Christmas cheer we’ll have, oh yes, we’ll never have a cheerier

And we’ll send bourgeois scum to work to death out in Siberia

'Cos there’s a red star up on the Christmas tree

A hammer for you, and a sickle for me

Good will to all men, let’s celebrate

By purging the enemies of the state

Come join the Party

By purging the enemies of the state

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