You Ain't Right - H

If you can’t buy groceries this week

'Cause you put your check down on a big screen

You ain’t right

And you’re thirty without a job

And you’re still livin' with your mom

You ain’t right

You go to your great uncle’s wake

And you leave there with a hot date

Find a deer on the side of the road

Check his pulse and then you take him home

If you gotta leave early from the bar

'Cause your kids are waitin' out in the car

You ain’t right

You ain’t right, to say the least you’re different

A couple quarts shy and a few screws missin'

Bless your heart, look around

We’re all an ounce or two short of a pound

Lord knows you’re not alone

We’re all a little wrong

But you ain’t right

If your truck costs more than your house

Your girlfriend don’t know about your spouse

You ain’t right

Or if you’re past old enough to drive

And still strugglin' through junior high

You ain’t right

Hey, if your wife’s home mowin' the lawn

While you’re fishin' all weekend long

Or you show up late for church

Smellin' like beer on a wife beater shirt

And when the offering plate comes by

You put in a ten and take back a five

You ain’t right

Son, you ain’t right, to say the least you’re different

A couple quarts shy and a few screws missin'

Bless your heart, look around

We’re all an ounce or two short of a pound

Lord knows you’re not alone

We’re all a little wrong

But you ain’t right

Hey, you ain’t right, to say the least you’re different

A couple quarts shy and a few screws missin'

Bless your heart, look around

We’re all an ounce or two short of a pound

Lord knows you’re not alone

We’re all a little wrong

But you ain’t right

Son, your lights maybe on

But you’re not always at home

And we’re all a little wrong

But you ain’t right