Splash Woman - Random

This is a mission not a small time thing

Got me on the case like I’m Sherlock, Holmes

My dome kinda messed up from what I’ve been seein'

And what I’ve been hearin', got me not knowin' what to believe in

I was breezin', battlin' bosses

The record is flawless, zero losses

'Til I came across this, stunning young piece

Who resided at the bottom of the sea — and she

Told me her name was Splash Woman

Beautiful but deadly, she was mad cunning

Had a voice that could soothe the savage

Beast, her physique was way above average

Magic the way she got me in a spell

Got me on lockdown, sort of like a cell

But I got a mission that I can’t afford to fail

But girl, I got a secret to tell, umm…

I don’t know how to say this

So I’ma just say it, that you my favorite

Even underwater I’m enchanted by your fragrance

You’re the one to play with, won’t you, be my baby?

Or maybe, we can get up out of this lair

And maybe get a bite somewhere my dear

Even though she knew the truth about Ran

I had a feeling she would understand, yo I got a chance

I thought I was in love before

But I love you more, so baby come aboard

And go away with me, so I can make you see

What you mean to me, and baby we can be

Free… oh ohhhhh, under the sea

Oh ohhhhh, just you and me

Seem like every couple years I get that feeling

Feelin' like I’m about to hit that ceiling

But I can’t 'cause it’s time for spikes

And when I reach the lair I know it’s time to fight

I couldn’t do it, Punk’d out like Ashton’s victims

She started singin' and I had to listen

It was lovely, when she sang, the fish came

All of a sudden the mission changed, insane~!

She told me about her true purpose

She was a state victim that fell through the surface

A few days ago the contract expired

And she was scheduled to be thrown into the fire

And Wily gave her a reason to live

So now she gotta do what he says

She shed a tear and said you don’t understand

I gotta stick to the plan, I owe everything to this man

So please Mega Ran, don’t take it personal

'Cause it hurts I know, I’ll make it worse y’know

But he saved me baby

To turn my back on Wily would be just plain crazy

She said it’s the only way it can end

Let the, battle begin and we can’t be friends

So my heart sunk low as the lair door closed

Drew the Mega Buster 'cause it’s time to roll, here we go

I thought I was in love before

But I love you more, so baby come aboard

And go away with me, so I can make you see

What you mean to me, and baby we can be

Free… oh ohhhhh, under the sea

Oh ohhhhh, just you and me

So the battle was on and it was fierce

She hit me in the side and left the armor pierced

On her command, the fishes attacked me

I cocked the Mega Buster and hit 'em exactly

But the battle took a turn that was odd

Every time I fired a shot, she didn’t dodge

She took each blast from the arm cannon

Smiled at me as every shot was landin'

At first I didn’t know what she was plannin'

Then suddenly I started understandin'

Yo I think she lettin' me win

Givin' me what I need so I can get to the end

By the 17th hit she began to stagger

Fell to the ground so I ran and grabbed her

Looked up in her eyes as she tried to laugh

Pulled me close and handed me her staff

I said I wish it didn’t have to be like this

I’m thinkin' he might miss her if she be my miss

She said don’t be foolish, you gotta do this

Let the whole city know what the truth is

Boy, you got stuff to do

I said girl I woulda gave it all up for you

I feel invincible when I’m holdin' you

But as far as love goes I’m 0-for-2

I thought I was in love before

But I love you more, so baby come aboard

And go away with me, so I can make you see

What you mean to me, and baby we can be

Free… oh ohhhhh, under the sea

Oh ohhhhh, just you and me