Sonic Boom the Musical - Random Encounters

Eggman: You’re in my clutches,

fallen prey, it would seem.

To my maniacal mind

and diabolical scheme!

Shall I fry you in magma,

or impale you with spikes?

All my things!

Take your rings!

I’ve got things you won’t like…

Like a big laser that’s

powered by crystals:

A tool that burns with

the heat of the sun!

And if I aim at your toes,

I’ll likely burn off your nose!

And everyone knows that

using lasers is fun!

Amy: Doctor Eggman, I’m not certain.

But you may not be aware…

That your laser’s self-destruction

function’s button is right

there!

Eggman: I don’t need to use my laser

'cause I have a giant bomb,

which will cover this whole planet

in a toxic green napalm!

And this bomb’s armed with a timer-

Sonic: Why not set it off right now?

Eggman: Well I… I don’t know how.

Knuckles: Every bomb you’ve ever crafted

has a flimsy metal plate!

Tails: And inside it are the wires

meant to help recalibrate!

Eggman: While I guess that’s true,

they often do, but what’s this all about?

Heroes: Don’t you think those crucial wires

could be easily torn out?

one whose footsteps

shake the ground!

Sonic: And which has no major defects-

Knuckles: And/or weak points to be found.

Eggman: It shoots missiles from its fingers,

and its arm becomes an axe.

Amy: And it follows simple patterns

for its movements and attacks.

Eggman: Fine!

My evil plans and

wicked schemes

may seem a bit underwhelming,

but the greatest weapon I have’s

this Death Egg that I’m helming!

Eggman: Well I didn’t want to do this

But you’ve finally forced my hand.

Now I’ll show you all the evilest

thing that I have ever planned!

It took countless days and

endless nights.

But I thought it ironic,

that the badnik who would

end you all would be named…

(…wait for it…)

Eggman: Why’s this always happen

every time in every game?

When I think I’ve beaten Sonic,

he defeats me all the same.

And no matter what my tactic,

not a plan or strategy,

will ever yield a single triumph,

or one victory.

Eggman: Could it be this situation is a

lucky twist of fate?

Sonic’s trapped inside a cell

from which he can’t evacuate!

And it’s true my Death Egg’s falling,

but my Egg-pod's parked nearby.

I can make it to it safely

and leave Sonic here to die!

Then I’ll watch from out the window

as my Death Egg hits the ground.

And I’ll cup my ear and then I’ll hear

the sweetest of all sounds!

It’s the sound of my redemption

in the form of Sonic’s doom,

for I’m finally killing Sonic…