Bendy and the Ink Musical - Random Encounters

Come, get a look!

It’s nothing like you’ve seen!

It’s my trendy new Bendy

Ink Machine!

So amazing it’s crazy!

Believe me, it’s true!

Allow me to show

What my Ink Machine can do!

Come take a peek,

Cause nothing else compares!

There’s no fee, so feel free

To stop and stare!

From the spout to the sprockets

And the bits in between,

I’m in love with my ink machine!

Such simple work,

It’s practically obscene

That I’d choose not to use

My Ink Machine!

Twice the speed, half the work,

In a third of the time!

Convenience so genius,

It ought to be a crime!

Waste’s at a low,

Efficiency is high!

Every load’s up to code

And certified!

Sure, there’s kinks, quirks, and hiccups,

But they’re far-flung between!

Nonetheless, I still think the

Best of my Ink Machine!

How could one resist this

Perfectly pristine

Eco-friendly,

Patent-pending

Bendy Ink Machine!

Here’s to my new

Ink-credible machine!

Overclocked!

Fully stocked!

And squeaky clean!

No device is as safe,

Nor as sleek in design!

No chap’s apparatus

Has half the class of mine!

See top-end tech

And luxury combined!

It’s indeed guaranteed

To blow your mind!

It can speak for itself,

If you know what I mean!

It’s my praised and reputed-

-ink not included-

-exclusive Ink Machine!