Call Me Master - Raggedy Angry

Welcome to this farce they call me Irvin S

Consider me god or at least the best of the best

You know you’ll come to love my faggy ass ways

Praying that I’ll sleep with you just like I was a craze

But I ain’t a fucking fad or a motherfucking trend

I’m just the fucking bitch who will be here in the end

When the world goes to pieces and the roaches all be eatin'

All the rich peoples feces like delectable dlicious

Just like that bitch who picked a fight and thought I couldn’t take it

Sur I ran out that door but I get a bigger paycheck

Highest paid whore in a shitty ass town

Just shake my ass like I was a fucking party clown!

Beggin' to kiss it with two lips and a tongue

A rim job for lovers with a smoke filled lung

Tongue and lung ugh, that rhyme is horrible

So?

no one cares Im far too adorable!

I’m no bitch, call me master

Place tongue here to move me faster

Im not always nice sometimes Im a bastard

But suck it up boys, I’m your master

Riddle me this, Riddle me that

Does it bother you to know I could scream just that?

And you won’t know the difference

As well as a million other bitches

Going «uh err what’s he saying?

Oh he must just be playin

I’m sure he’s not out gayin', just like he’s always claimin'»

I ain’t jokin bitch you’re all fucking dumb!

You should be suckin me not suckin your thumb

Just ask my boy A-C he’ll say I’m great in bed

Best sex he’s ever had, not to mention all the head

You can call me a whore and then push me to the floor

Say I’m a fuckin' bore but Ill still come back for more

Cause I don’t know when to stop and I don’t wait my turn

Ill break your fucking teeth and then laugh as you burn

Now dont think Im an ass because that shit ain’t true

I’m just always right and 10 times smarter than you!

I’m no bitch, call me master

Place tongue here to move me faster

Im not always nice, sometimes Im a bastard

But suck it up boys, I’m your master

Now you’re going all around thinking I am special

The only flamboyant rapper to hit the stage and hustle

But Jeffree has been doin this shit long before me

Star turnin me on saying Sit on my face daddy

And all you bitches comin to my shows

All you actin like you hoes

Going fuckin' mad cause I’m crazily spastic

But yall know Im only sarcastically fantastic

Now I’m nothing real and I’m far too fake for you

If I was a president Id be Georgie Dubbayu

With those big bouncing boobies and ass that just won’t quit

Im a sucking dick machine that takes coins and never spits

Ill suck a wank just like it holds the answer to my needs

If dicks were joints Id be so high Id be gettin' nose bleeds

Now you must be sick of this because I am sick of you

Carving fucking cows out of gold that’s all you do

Just once I want a bitch to pin me down smack me across the face and yell «Fuck me you Worthless Fag!»

That’s so hot…

I know, don’t cha just wanna have my abortion?