Noone Knows I'm Bad - Puffball

I’ve got this secret that noone really knows

If wimpness is a potion then I got a heavy dose

People think I’m a loser and a bore

But in my home I’m hard to the core

I’m drinking in my room and I’m surfing on the net

Acting macho and the keyboard’s getting wet

This room is my playgroud where I set the tone

In here a dork can be bad to the bone

I KICK THE CAT AND I LIGHT 'EM UP

POURING VODKA INTO MY SODA POP

I CRANK UP THE STEREO TO UPSET MY DAD

BUT OUTSIDE THIS HOUSE NOONE KNOWS I’M BAD

I wear my leather when the door is locked

And dreams of stealing girls from that football jock

Guess I have to stick with my girlie mag

And let everyone think that I’m a fag

I KICK THE CAT AND I LIGHT 'EM UP

POURING VODKA INTO MY SODA POP

I CRANK UP THE STEREO TO UPSET MY DAD

BUT OUTSIDE THIS HOUSE NOONE KNOWS I’M BAD