Thick Thighs - Priscilla Block

I’ve been here and little too long

So what about my muffin top is wrong?

Sucking in really sucks even if I had a million bucks

I’d hire Jillian Michaels and still give up

I can’t be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise

I never eat the produce that I buy, so I

You can’t spell «diet» without «die»

I’ve been eating carbs since '95

And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives

God bless the Kardashian’s for bringing curves back

And all the sexy one-pieces hanging off the racks

If you can’t handle these love handles

You can find me at McDonalds

And trust me, you’ll be loving it

I can’t be the only one who likes extra fries over excersize

I never eat the produce that buy, so I can try

You can’t spell diet without die

You can’t spell diet without die

I’ve been eating carbs since 95

And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives

Now I can’t tell you what is gluten free

But I can tell you, you won’t catch me counting calories

Or macros, or my carbs, or

I can’t be the only one who likes extra fries over excersize

I never eat the produce that buy, so I

You can’t spell diet without die

I’ve been eating carbs since 95

And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives

And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives

So love thyself