Nature Boy - Primus

I pull the blinds then i take my clothes off

Dance around the house like nature boy

My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren’t quite what i would like them to be But you don’t see me No one can see me I pull my blinds

Fill out my income tax form

Pen in hand i write so legibly

I have my kitty.

his name is allowishus, i stroke him

But you don’t see me No one should see me I pull the blinds

For the sun glares off my tele and i find it quite so irritating

I have my videos-loads of ren and stimpy

Bottom-a bit of pornography

But you don’t see me No one should see me

I’ve been persecuted since i sailed in through the door!

And i’ve been known to sing a song in 3 and 4 and 5!

And i’ve been gettin my ass chewed out since the day i arrived here!