Eugh - Porridge Radio

You’ve been doing nothing for a while baby and

I was hoping that you’d take me for a ride in your new car

You’ve been doing nothing for a while baby and

I was hoping that you’d teach me how to play guitar

Doo doo dooo doo

Don’t be a jerk

No don’t be a jerk

I was reading back a book I started late last year and

This is a book in which I started to write all my dreams

I was thinking that maybe we could start again

But you know what it’s the darkest thing I’ve ever written

Don’t be a jerk

No don’t be a jerk

Don’t touch I’m afraid of what I might be feeling and

Don’t touch me ever again

If you do I will not try to pretend

That I don’t like it any more than

I did then

Don’t be a jerk

No don’t be a jerk

Don’t touch me I’m afraid of what I might be feeling and

Don’t touch me I’m afraid of feelings rushing back in

That’s the worst thing that could drive me out of my mind baby

Don’t be a jerk

No, don’t be a jerk

Don’t touch me I’m afraid of feelings rushing back in

God knows you know how to make me feel like shit and

God knows I know how to make myself feel sick and

God knows how long it took me to get over it and

Don’t be a jerk

No, don’t be a jerk

Doo doo doo doo

You’ve been doing nothing for a while baby and

I was hoping that you’d take me for a ride in your new car

You’ve been doing nothing for a while baby and

I was hoping that you’d teach me how to play guitar

I was hoping that you’d take me for a ride in your new car

I was hoping that you’d teach me how to maybe play guitar

Your new car, play guitar