Classic Masher - Pixies

Saw you coming my way, put my nose in a book

Some crap that you gave me or something that I took

Man, he looked so good it had to be ooze leather

He’s so together oozing like I never could

I bet he’s a classic masher

He toot toots when he likes the view

Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher

They talk boots while they’re laughing at you

He’s playing dumb, you’re looking at clothes

Straightening his hat, Mr. Shnook ho-hum

I shoulda shook his hand I never used to feel bad

Never felt so blue, guess I never amused you

I bet he’s a classic masher

He toot toots when he likes the view

Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher

They talk boots while they’re laughing at you

They talk boots while they’re laughing at you (x8)