Fried Noodles - Pink Guy, Getter

What happened?

His head fell off!

His head fell off?

Yeah, he was pretty old

Oh, that’s it!

I’ve had it with this dump!

We’ve got no food, we’ve got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off!

Pussy, pussy, pussy, can’t you see

You bitches can’t do it like me

Motherfuckers stay mad, like I killed their mom or something

If you really didn’t care, you’d let it be, yo

I’ve been dying since day one, but y’all knew that

My dick like Americans: Too fat, but dangerous

I’m the grimiest motherfucker to walk this earth

The shit I do is way below dirty sewers, a connoisseur

I’m a flying reptile, a pterodactyl on Adderall

I’ve got a bunch of scales that I dug up, you’ve never heard at all

Eat a dick little faggot, jeez, and furthermore

You’re trying to scrap with me?

I don’t beef, faggot, I’m herbivore (Hmm)

I crawled into the industry

A saturated circus, manipulating like Hillary

They say I’m crazy, but lately they’ve been defending me

'Cause take a look around, motherfucker, everyone’s digging me

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

Do you miss me anymore?

And I don’t even notice when it hurts anymore

Anymore, anymore, anymore

Pussy, pussy, pussy, can’t you read

I’m a dirty old pussy eating freak

Motherfuckers still mad like I killed their mom or something

If you really didn’t care, you’d let me eat

Here we go again, I’ll make jokes about your estrogen

That’s pretty much the rest of this song, I’m roasting everything

I’m a weird little entity that’ll enter titties

And bust all over the tummy and little nippies

(Ew!)

I know I’m morbid at times, that’s how I like to be

They call my dick a mammoth, you salty you got a micro D

Classic penis joke, inserted with appropriate timing

'Cause if I ain’t got a penis line I ain’t dining

No homo, but seriously I’m getting faded

And my life is like my vids, low budget and underrated

Kids, the only way to succeed is to chip away at the soul

And hope that by the time you get there you ain’t singin'

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

Do you miss me anymore?

And I don’t even notice when it hurts anymore

Anymore, anymore, anymore

Don’t take the lyrics too seriously, I don’t really give a shit