3 Bitches At the Same Time - Philthy Rich

The Warning

Eminem

Released in the summer of 2009, this track is a response to Mariah Carey’s song

«Obsessed» which was an obvious Eminem diss.

In this song, Eminem disses Mariah

Carey and her husband Nick Cannon, tel…

Only reason I dissed you in the first place

Is cause you denied seeing me, now I’m pissed off

Sit back homie relax, in fact grab a six-pack

Kick back while I kick facts, yeah Dre, sick track

Perfect way to get back

Wanna hear something wick-wack

I got the same exact tat that’s on Nick’s back

I’m Obsessed now, oh gee

Is that supposed to be me

In the video with the goatee

Wow Mariah, didn’t expect you to go balls out

Bitch shut the fuck up 'fore I put all them phone calls out

You made to my house when you was Wild’n Out before Nick

When you was on my dick and give you something to smile about

How many times you fly to my house

Still trying to count

Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out

You probably think cause it’s been so long

If I had something on you I woulda did it by now

Oh on the contrary, Mary Poppins

I’m mixing our studio session down

And sending it to mastering to make it loud

Enough dirt on you to murder you

This is what the fuck I do

Mariah it ever occur to you

That I still have pictures

However you prefer to do

And that goes for Nick too, faggot you think I’m scurred of you

You’re gonna ruin my career you better get one

Like I’mma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt

That made me put up with her psycho ass over six months

And only spread her legs to let me hit once

Yeah, what you gonna say I’m lucky

Tell the public that I was so ugly

That you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me

Second base, what the fuck you tell Nick, Pumpkin

The second week we were dry humping

That’s gotta count for something

Listen, girly, surely you don’t want me to talk

About how I nutted early cause I ejaculated prematurely

And bust all over your belly and you almost started hurling

And said I was gross, go get a towel, your stomach’s curling

Or maybe you do, but if I’m embarrassing me I’m embarrassing you

And don’t you dare say it isn’t true

As long as that song’s gettin airplay I’m dissin' you

I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued

I was gonna stop at sixteen, that was thirty-two

This is thirty-four bars, we ain’t even third of the way through

Damn Slim, Mariah played you, Mariah who

Oh did I say whore Nick, I meant a liar too

Like I’ve been going off on you all this time

For no reason

Girl you out your alcoholic mind

Check your wine cellar

Look at the amounts of all the wine

Like I fucking sit around and think about you all the time

I just think this shit is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme

But fuck it now I’m bout to draw the line

And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb

I can describe areas of your house you wouldn’t find

On an episode of Cribs, I blow below the ribs

If I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs

Cause every time you do it’s like an overload of fibs

I ain’t sayin this shit again, ho you know what it is

It’s a warning shot, 'fore I blow up your whole spot

Call my bluff and I’ll release every fucking thing I got

Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top

When me and Luis were trying to stick two CD’s in the same slot

Slim Shady, artful dodger

Slim Shady, artful dodger

I love you, too

Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo

Now what you say

Yeah so what I’ll do is refresh your memory when you said

Now should I keep going or should we call truce

You bet your sweet ass I do

And I’m Superman, ooh

Coming at you

So if you’ll still be my

Then I’ll still be your

Yeah, I’m right here

Nope, not anymore dear

It cuts like a when I tell you get a

But I’m moving on with mine

Nick, cause that’s your

Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone

If she don’t then I’mma just keep going

Damn

{I see Mary Ann, Mary Ann’s saying cut the tape

Cut the tape, knife}