Percolator - Peter Kraus

I bought myself a percolator

Just to keep my coffee hot

I didn’t have a percolator

I didn’t have a coffee pot

My chick’s a-want me to date her

I should be ready, but I’m not

I’ll have to wait and date her later

I’ve got to heat my coffee pot

Keep a-perking perculator

Come on and give it all you got

Keep a-perking perculator

You got to keep my coffee hot

I don’t wanna aggravate her

'Cause she’s really all I got

Probably think there’s no one greater

And I like her quite a lot

Now I’d like to second rate her

But I’m just a coffee sot

When we’re married someday later

We’ll put in a coffee shop

Keep a-perking perculator

Come on and give it all you got

Keep a-perking perculator

You got to keep my coffee hot