Tommy Wiseau - Pede B, Loke Deph, DJ Noize

Du ved slet ikk' hvorfor de råber af dig

Men dit liv er blevet fyldt med dåselatter

Du' blevet en nikkedukke, når du spiller på det

Folk er blevet fans, men af de forkerte grunde

Fuck om de ka' forstå dig

Op på sofaen som Tom Cruise i Oprah

Ha, dine ambitioner var et andet sted

Nu' det fandme tid til at falde ned

Tommy Wiseau!

Tæl til ti før du får et talerør

Pas på du ikk' får slag som den gale gør

Ku' se det tidligt, vi sagde det før

Du burde vide, det' noget alle bør

Har set dig græde, det var lidt for meget

Det var flovt for dig, troede jeg du fik forklaret

Burde få det pinligt ellers er du sluppet billigt

Slår drinken ud af hånden på dig, du har drukket rigeligt

Gurgler til din interviewer

Gi’r dig ikk' en spalteplads, hvis ikk' du sutter pik og sluger

Drømte mere end de turde, et par uger

Din familie buh’er til koncerterne, de' pisse sure

Gode tider med en dårlig idé

Så nu står de' skovler sne til de går med en ble

Du ved så'n er du, de kom og de så

De tog hva' de ku' få ligesom Tommy Wiseau

Du ved slet ikk' hvorfor de råber af dig

Men dit liv er blevet fyldt med dåselatter (Tommy Wiseau!)

Du' blevet en nikkedukke, når du spiller på det

Folk er blevet fans, men af de forkerte grunde (Tommy Wiseau!)

Fuck om de ka' forstå dig

Op på sofaen som Tom Cruise i Oprah (Tommy Wiseau!)

Ha, dine ambitioner var et andet sted

Nu' det fandme tid til at falde ned

Tommy Wiseau!

Det var ikk' som du havde forestillet

Men din rolle var for overspillet

Mistede overblikket, da du skred for hårdt i svinget

Hovedet ned i mudderet, sikke et forbillede

Det' svært at underholde uden chokeffekten

Låst i en rolle, hopper op af æsken

Det gør ondt at stoppe, når du holder festen

Selvom du mærker bunden komme og den lokker næsten

Motorvej mod bundholdet

Som om din GPS var rundtosset

Nu minder du schweizerknive, når du plaprer op

Hundrede muligheder, ender med bare at åbne bajer op

Hvorfor forsøge at løse det

Og modstå ar gi' fanden en storetå, er for de ambitiøse?

Du har et følge, tillykke!

Det' OK, men som en blowjob med kondom på - jeg ka ikk' føle det

Hundrede dansebjørne slås om projektørskær

Med næb og klør til de seriøst er døden nær

Målet helliger midlet, så det føles fair

For de mange øjne skinner ligesom søde sager

Du ved slet ikk' hvorfor de råber af dig

Men dit liv er blevet fyldt med dåselatter (Tommy Wiseau!)

Du' blevet en nikkedukke, når du spiller på det

Folk er blevet fans, men af de forkerte grunde (Tommy Wiseau!)

Fuck om de ka' forstå dig

Op på sofaen som Tom Cruise i Oprah (Tommy Wiseau!)

Ha, dine ambitioner var et andet sted

Nu' det fandme tid til at falde ned

Tommy Wiseau!

You do not know at all why they are shouting at you

But your life has been filled with canned laughter

You've become a nod doll when you play on it

People have become fans, but for the wrong reasons

Fuck if they can understand you

Up on the couch like Tom Cruise in Oprah

Ha, your ambitions were somewhere else

Now it's fucking time to fall down

Tommy Wiseau!

Count to ten before you get a mouthpiece

Be careful not to get hit like the madman does

Ku 'see it early, we said it before

You should know it's something everyone should

Have seen you cry, it was a little too much

That was embarrassing for you, I thought you got explained

Should get it embarrassing otherwise you got away cheap

Knock the drink out of the hand of you, you have drunk abundantly

Gargles for your interviewer

Do not give yourself a slot if you do not suck cock and swallow

Dreamed more than they dared, a few weeks

Your family buhs for the concerts, they 'piss sour

Good times with a bad idea

So now they stand 'shoveling snow until they go with a diaper

You know who you are, they came and they saw

They took what they could get like Tommy Wiseau

You do not know at all why they are shouting at you

But your life has been filled with canned laughter (Tommy Wiseau!)

You've become a nod doll when you play on it

People have become fans, but for the wrong reasons (Tommy Wiseau!)

Fuck if they can understand you

Up on the couch like Tom Cruise in Oprah (Tommy Wiseau!)

Ha, your ambitions were somewhere else

Now it's fucking time to fall down

Tommy Wiseau!

It was not as you had imagined

But your role was too overplayed

Lost track as you slid too hard into the bend

Head down in the mud, what a role model

It's hard to entertain without the shock effect

Locked in a roll, jumps out of the box

It hurts to stop when you are having the party

Even if you feel the bottom coming and it almost entices

Highway towards the bottom team

As if your GPS was crazy

Now you remember Swiss Army knives when you chat

Hundreds of options, end up just opening beers up

Why try to solve it

And resist ar give 'the devil a big toe, is for the ambitious?

You have an entourage, congratulations!

It's OK, but like a blowjob with a condom on - I can not feel it

Hundreds of dancing bears fight over spotlights

With beaks and claws until they are serious, death is near

The goal sanctifies the means so that it feels fair

For the many eyes shine like sweet things

You do not know at all why they are shouting at you

But your life has been filled with canned laughter (Tommy Wiseau!)

You've become a nod doll when you play on it

People have become fans, but for the wrong reasons (Tommy Wiseau!)

Fuck if they can understand you

Up on the couch like Tom Cruise in Oprah (Tommy Wiseau!)

Ha, your ambitions were somewhere else

Now it's fucking time to fall down

Tommy Wiseau!