Theme Song -

Abi: We should totally have a theme song

Kevin: Why would we have a theme song?

Abi: All the detective teams on TV have theme songs and catchy names.

We could be Abi and The Mouse

Kevin: Whoa!

I don’t think so.

We should be Kevin and The Witch

Abi: That’s not bad Abi and The Mouse is cooler though

Kevin: I think Kevin and The Witch is way cooler

Abi: But first we need a super fun theme song, something like…

If something dark nefarious comes creeping round your house

Crimes you can’t unwind then just call Abi and The Mouse

If the cops are lost and you are at your wits last end

We’ll solve it all just give a call when you’re all out of friends

When something sinister it slithers round your part of town

Murder foul don’t howl just call us Abi and The Mouse

Kevin: Well that’s nice, but the lyrics need a little touch up

Abi: Yeah they could use a rewrite.

What were you thinking?

Kevin: Oh, something like this:

If murderers are on your nerves and make your eyeballs twitch

Don’t you moan pick up the phone call Kevin and the Witch

We’ll ace the toughest case without a snag or drag or hitch

Kevin is the sweet one, Abi’s kind of a b---

Abi: Don’t you dare say it!

Kevin:

Something wrong just offed your mom and you are in a glitch

We’re the friends at your wits end, Kevin and The Witch

Abi: I don’t even know where to start with everything that was wrong with that

Kevin: Genius knows no boundaries

Abi: If I randomly pointed to words in a dictionary it would be more--

Kevin: Seriously though I love this, but our theme song should be less Saturday

morning cartoon and more mysterious.

Something like this: one two three

Abi:

It’s true sometimes you need a sleuth detectives on your side

Kevin:

Brilliant, sly, astute, and wise we always get our guy

Abi’s fun and sweet but her spells can kick your behind

Abi:

Kevin has a brilliant mind nothing escapes his eye

Abi and Kevin:

If the cops have given up don’t panic don’t you twitch

The best detective team out there the Mouse and yes, the Witch

Abi: That probably needs a few rewrites

Kevin: Wow, song lyrics are harder than I thought

Abi: Maybe we should just hire that poet at the Gryphon’s Tail?

Kevin: He just writes depressing stuff about the meaninglessness of existence

Abi: Yeah, but he can rhyme

Kevin: Sure, if you need things that rhyme with abyss and pain

Abi: I need a catchphrase