Ryvyr D Goblin -

Ryvyr:

I’ve a storyline to blow your mind I’ve a song to make you dance

Its a phasmagoric fable that’d make Tolkien poop his pants

I’ve a narrative you just can’t miss, a tale to make you cheer

Its the bomb, the best backstory that you’re ever gonna hear

Its story time, all right

It’s story time, all night

I’ve a storyline, once upon a time in a land real far away

Where the pawny roots we knew all grew and the goblin children play

If sighs and cries both give you hives, if your nerves are highly strung

You might need a tranquilizer, oh, before my tale is done

Its story time, all right

It’s story time, all night

In a fair and far off forest lived and thrived my goblin tribe

Led by Pom Pom our great leader who pierus day and night

He kept us safe from hirviots and cootie coos throughout the land

Kept the peace with worms and fleas and the viscious southern clan

Our great Pom Pom had a daughter, Hiisi who is just my age

Sweet and taut she’s really hot and this is where the trouble lay

On the third moon once a century is the Ritual of Glyme

Hiisi does a blessing but must be a virgin at the time