Jane in the Lab -

Jane:

I dream that one day Xander will just turn to me and say

As i’ve done something that’s remarkable and fine

They’ll say then «Jane i love you and im proud of you and nothing

You could ever do will make me change my mind»

One night she wandered in, this pretty college girl looking

For a tale but xander cale was out

I thought that i would show how useful i was so

I said «don't go, sit down, i can help you out»

Id been studying and practicing and learning and was

Desperate to impress, to give my best and eager try

And so the girl she sat, i told her just relax and that

In fact I’d help her grow a tale that very night

I thought i knew just what do and was not confused

But that wasn’t true cause it went wrong real fast

She grew a tail i guess also two more out each breast

And out her hips her forehead and her back

She screamed and so i gave her seditives which made her dazed

And seem real drunk while i tried frantically

To fix the problem then but i just screwed it up again

And giant hair grew covering all of her you see

Stumbling round a shambling mound, hair to the ground with six tails

Sticking out and howling like a fiend

Then Xander walked inside, and i wished that i could have died

And they just stood there as the poor girl screamed

Then they sighed and they worked right on late into the night

And fixed it all and i just sat and cried and cried

And they said «jane, i love you and im proud of you

And nothing you could ever do will make me change my mind»

Xander:

Jane, i love you and im proud of you

And nothing you could ever do will make me change my mind

Wait…

There’s something out there