Olops - Parokya Ni Edgar

You know there’s Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen

Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen

But do you recall the least famous reindeer of all?

Hey Olops, oohh Olops

I have a little story about a not so famous reindeer

He is Rudolph’s younger cousin

And they were born on that same year

His name is little Olops, and he was jealous of his peer

It was always Rudolph red-nosed, and Olops the other deer

Now Olops hated Rudolph, cause he hated Rudolph’s fame

And he started treating Rudolph like a low-down dirty shame

Olops the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names

And he never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games

And so Rudolph said to Olops

«Why you treating me this way?»

Olops smiled and answered Rudolph

«Cause I think you’re freaking gay, and I hate your shiny nose.»

«And come the eve of Christmas day,»

«I'll make sure that you won’t be there to pull out Santa’s sleigh»

But Olops did not know that Santa heard all that he said

And this made Santa angry and he bonked on Olops head

Then Santa pulled on Olops neck which filled Olops with dread

Rudolph waved goodbye

Then gave a smile

And then he said

«You're Dead!

Hehe»

No one’s ever heard of, or has seen Olops again

But they say Olops head hangs in a wall in Santa’s den

The moral of the story is «always be a friend»

You would not want to end up like Olops did…

Olops the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names

He never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games