Mambo Nr. 9 - Parazitii

Mambo, mambo, m-a imbolnavit una

Samba, samba, samba, sa-mi bag pula

Rupe pieptanul si arde feonul

Tine lopata in mana cum tin eu creionul

Plecam de la idea ca toate femeile-s la fel

Cand le intinzi un deget, iti pun verigheta pe el

Vino mai aproape sa-ti arat ceva ha ha ha

Hai sa ne jucam de-a mama si de-a tata

Tu o sa stai acasa, iar eu sa ies la bere

Eu o sa merg la curve, tu o sa plangi la telenovele

O sa-mi faci scandal, cand o sa vin acasa beat

O sa te ignor, o sa te ascult, o sa te injur, o sa te bat

Sa fim si noi ca toate celelalte cupluri

Sa-mi mananci zilele sa nu-ti dau motive sa te bucuri

Ar fi frumos cand te intorci de la servici

S-o am pe alta in sifonier iar tu sa nu te prinzi

S-avem doi copii frumosi pe care sa-i cresti numai tu

Sa stau beat urcat pe baruri, tu la ma-ta si tac-tu

Sa rupem patul cand te dau cu capul de recamier

Ca ma minti ca ma inseli ca-ti faci de cap prin cartier

Asta-i ce-ti ofer astea sunt regulile jocului

Eu zic sa ne incercam norocul ca suntem da-ti dracului

Nu-mi place cum te imbraci, imi place cum te dezbraci

Si fa-mi un semn discret cu ochiul, daca vrei sa te bagi

Mambo, mambo, m-a imbolnavit una

Samba, samba, samba, sa-mi bag pula

Rupe pieptanul si arde feonul

Tine lopata in mana cum tin eu creionul

Mambo, mambo, o sa te bat rau bagaboanto

Surzii o sa zica ca ei lectii de canto

Pumnul meu bate la ochi si tine de foame

Avem aici la tratament, Pinochio cu silicoane

Ai un suflet mare, de pasare, migratoare

Orice ar fi tu esti de vina pe cuvant de onoare

Te-am slobozit in gat cu gandul, la banii lu Vantu

Si acum sunt pregatit moral, sa salvez pamantul

Sunt eroul tau femeie, sclavul iubii la cheie

Dau inapoi din stoc, sculament si gonoree

Cand incerc sa patrund adanc in sufletul doamnei

Ii dau s-o suga doua zile in Parcul Icoanei

Fut fumat, sau beat, ca treaz mi-e frica

In gatul ma-tii simulant, tonul spune ca-i mica

Tata m-a invatat, mi-a zis exact, cum se face

O futi in cur, o bati, o arunci pe scari, se intoarce

Am si-o vorba inspirata de fosta nevasta

Mie imi place la curve, ma simt ca acasa

Iti dau reteta succesului, cu ochii inchisi

Asculta piesa asta magica, cand nu poti sa te pisi

Mambo, mambo, m-a imbolnavit una

Samba, samba, samba, sa-mi bag pula

Rupe pieptanul si arde feonul

Tine lopata in mana cum tin eu creionul

Mambo, mambo, one made me sick

Samba, samba, samba, let's get my dick

Break the comb and burn the hair dryer

Hold the shovel in your hand as I hold the pencil

We start from the idea that all women are the same

When you extend a finger to them, I put your wedding ring on it

Come closer to show you something ha ha ha

Let's play mother and father

You'll stay home and I'll go out for a beer

I'm going to go to prostitutes, you're going to cry on soap operas

You're going to make a fuss of me when I come home drunk

I will ignore you, I will listen to you, I will swear at you, I will beat you

Let's be like all the other couples

Eat my days so I don't give you reasons to rejoice

It would be nice when you get back from work

I have another one in the closet and you don't get caught

We have two beautiful children that only you can raise

To sit drunk on the bars, you to me and you shut up

Let's break the bed when I hit you with the headboard

That you're lying to me that you're cheating on me in the neighborhood

That's what the rules of the game offer you

I say let's try our luck to be damned

I don't like the way you dress, I like the way you undress

And wink at me if you want to get in

Mambo, mambo, one made me sick

Samba, samba, samba, let's get my dick

Break the comb and burn the hair dryer

Hold the shovel in your hand as I hold the pencil

Mambo, mambo, o sa te bat rau bagaboanto

The deaf will say that they are singing lessons

My fist strikes my eye and keeps you hungry

We have Pinocchio with silicone here for treatment

You have a big, bird-like, migratory soul

Whatever it is, you're to blame for the word of honor

I released you in the throat with the thought of Vantu's money

And now I am morally ready to save the earth

I'm your female hero, the key to love

They give back from stock, drain and gonorrhea

When I try to penetrate deep into the lady's soul

I let her suck it for two days in the Icon Park

Fut smoking, or drunk, that I am awake I am afraid

In the throat you simulate me, the tone says it's small

My father taught me, he told me exactly how to do it

He fucks her in the ass, beats her, throws her on the stairs, returns

I have a word inspired by my ex-wife

I like whores, I feel at home

I give you the recipe for success, with my eyes closed

Listen to this magical song when you can't pee

Mambo, mambo, one made me sick

Samba, samba, samba, let's get my dick

Break the comb and burn the hair dryer

Hold the shovel in your hand as I hold the pencil