Dex 2000 - Parazitii

Editia de azi a emisiunii noastre are ca invitati 8 personalitati de marca

Impreuna cu care vom explica succint cateva cuvinte foarte uzitate

Cred ca ar fi o idee buna sa incepem cu cuvantul

Pula

Unicul cuvant care te umple in gura

Membrul de sub patura de natura dat

Element bizar il are in pantaloni orice cacanar

Un cuvant sumar care atarna greu baza evolutiei

Din epoca de piatra spre epoca de fier

Pare a fi taraie buca cu ochii reci

Ai un setar de dinti demonstrativ te ineci

2 silabe de carne intre 2 palme am explicat cuvantul pula

Trecem mai departe

Sloboz

Substanta care apare des in coltul gurii

Reprezinta rezultatul lipicios al dracu

Inghitit in sila slobozit din mila

Cimenteaza clar o relatie stabila

Foarte indicat in tratamentul pentru ten

Vindeca rapid complicatiile de orice gen

E obtinut in graba prin laba de isterice din vremuri istorice

Un conducator de boli venerice (ce pula mea)…

Reprezint zona zoster (futi tare) si te fut la creier

Reprezint zona zoster (futi tare) am sa-ti bag in gura doar dictionare

Muie

Buze pe mat si voie buna

Ai genunchii la urechi si-o pula-nfipta-n gura

Lumina lunii te bate in ceafa

Stai aplicata de unde si expresia faci beregata

Ai probleme de mandibula

Vezi abdomen la orizont

Te iei in gura in pula cu un vagabont

In direct de la poarta cortului

Relatare de la baza gatului

Vocabular…

Un copil de 9 ani te-njura ca la scoala

De mama care de fapt i-o doamna

Un personaj integru face dragoste nu fute

Nu se scarpina la coaie se maseaza incet in baie

Modul meu de exprimare brevetat in cartier

Oare sunt obscen

Pentru noi ati inventat vocabular pervers… de lemn.-

Today's edition of our show has as guests 8 brand personalities

Together with which we will briefly explain some very common words

I think it would be a good idea to start with the word

Dick

The only word that fills your mouth

The limb under the blanket of a given nature

Every cacanar has a bizarre element in his pants

A brief word that hardly weighs the basis of evolution

From the Stone Age to the Iron Age

It looks like a cold-eyed piece

You have a set of demonstrative teeth drowning

2 syllables of meat between 2 palms I explained the word cock

Let's move on

free

The substance that often appears in the corner of the mouth

It's the damn sticky result

Swallowed in force free from pity

Clearly cement a stable relationship

Very suitable for skin treatment

It quickly cures complications of any kind

It is hastily obtained through the hysterical paw of historical times

A venereal disease leader (what a dick)…

I represent the shingles area (fuck hard) and fuck your brain

I represent the shingles area (fuck hard), I'll just put dictionaries in your mouth

blow job

Matte lips and good cheer

You have your knees to your ears and a dick stuck in your mouth

The moonlight hits you in the back of the head

Stay applied where you make the expression look

You have a jaw problem

See abdomen on the horizon

You take your cock in your mouth with a tramp

Live from the tent gate

Report from the base of the neck

Vocabulary…

A 9-year-old swears at you like at school

The mother who is actually his lady

An honest character makes love not fucks

Do not scratch the balls, massage them slowly in the bathroom

My patented way of expressing myself in the neighborhood

Am I obscene?

For us you have invented perverse vocabulary… wooden.-