Roflcopter - Ott

Lie, cheat, deceive, connive

Buy now, pay later

Consolidate your loans, take more, give less

Drive big, eat all you can

Survival of the fattest

Shock and awe

Regime change

Do as i say, not as i do

Eye for an eye

Free money if you fall over, sue the company

Diminished responsibility

Everything is acceptable, as.

long… as… house… prices… don’t…

… crash…