Cool Cops - Orson

Cool cops are gonna

Be the death of you

When they get a hold of you —

So get down on the ground

Cool cops are gonna throw

The book at you

When they get a look at you —

Gonna haul you downtown

Cool cops hate what’s on the radio

Or any kind of TV show —

Oh it’s such brutality !

Cool cops only want to be around

The million pound indie sound —

Oh it’s right hypocrisy !

Don’t think when the cops

Suspect that you

Are getting in their way

That they will not think twice

Before just simply putting you away

Cool cops — they’re always coming

After you !

Cool cops are here

To rain on your parade

Unless of course they get paid

(even cops — they gotta eat)

Cool cops are always watching

Every step (man they even hate johnny depp)

Love the sun and packing heat

When you scratch their backs it’s so

Much easier to pretend

That Q is just a letter and the NME

Is still your friend

Cool cops — they’re always coming after you !