Headass (Idiot Shinji) - Open Mike Eagle, Video Dave

Ay yo yo yo

This one goes out to all the headasses out there

I feel you, this is a headass support group

I’m a master head ass myself

If I was a superhero, my name might be Captain Headass-ica

If I was a Transformer, my name might be Headass-imus Prime

Welcome home

Ass I’m a head, head

Ass I’m a head

Ass I’m a head, head

Ass I’m a head

Ass, ass I’m a head, head

Ass I’m a head

Ass I’m a head, head

Ass I’m a head

With my big

I lost a fight, but I know I’m right, bring it up tonight

Why you rehashing shit again, little stubborn headass

With my big, no mountain too high

No backup plan, fill up a van

I think I can, I think I can, little engine headass

With my lil, no pepper, sit in the shade, don’t wanna play

I need a shower, almost ready, hate-to-be-sweaty-headass

With my big, counting chickens, Chicken Little mixed with Little Bear

Imagine I was there, unrealistic headass

Ass I’m a head, head

Ass I’m a head

Ass I’m a head, head

Ass I’m a head

Ass, ass I’m a head, head

Ass I’m a head

Ass I’m a head, head

Ass I’m a head

It ain’t a secret, I overthink it

I over-analyze and tweak it, 'cause that’s my weakness

Not everyday but pretty frequent, I did it recent

I spent a good chunk of the weekend, under the deep end

Was searching for another reason

I squeeze that can like it’s a hand in cuffing season

I need that sand because I struggle with the beaches

I need that shield, it’s getting chilly and there’s shrinkage

A perfect time to rhyme with Peter Dinklage

Ass I’m a head, head (but I won’t)

Ass I’m a head

Ass I’m a head, head ('cause I think it might offend him)

Ass I’m a head

Ass, ass I’m a head, head (and there’s no way he’s ever gonna hear this, ever)

Ass I’m a head

Ass I’m a head, head (Why am I like this?)

Ass I’m a head

Woke-headass

Broke-headass, mm don’t want no coke-headass

Actin-headass, rappin-headass

Pursuing my passion-headass

Writin-headass, fightin-headass, don’t-feel-no-excitement-headass

Whiskey-headass, fishy-headass

Mm mm mm, that’s risky-headass

Vocal-headass, local-headass

Old-anti-social-headass

Indie-headass, pretty-headass

Walkin like Edward-Grimley-headass

Ocean-headass, broken-headass

Won’t-show-no-emotion, headass

Michael-headass, spiteful-headass

Which-bin-is-recycle-headass