I'm so Fat - Onision

I’m so fat,

I’m a big big fatty,

I eat food,

I’m a big big fatty.

I run into walls,

Cause I’m such a fatty,

I can’t see my balls,

And I love chicken patties.

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m a fatty.

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m so fat,

And I have diabetes.

I see hot girls,

And I say,

«Let's get a bite»

And the girls look at me,

And they say,

«Yeah right»

Cuz,

I love to eat anything,

whatever comes my way,

you say sauerkraut & ice cream,

and I say OK.

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m a fatty.

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m so fat (yeah),

And I’m gonna die young.

Every fat person,

has a glandular problem,

No 9000 calories a day,

Is my glandular problem.

I can’t fit in my car,

& I can’t use pogo sticks,

I really hate chairs,

& I’m bad at doing flips.

I sit in my living room,

watching fit girls strip nude,

and then I start to debate,

When I think about junk food.

Should I get up,

Or would that be too hard,

I would manage my eating,

But my self control’s a tard cuz.

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m a fatty.

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m so fat (yeah),

I’m so fat (yeah),

And I don’t respect myself.

I know it’s bad for me,

& hate when people call me out,

But I won’t stop killing myself,

Because I love the easy route.

I will fatten up my young,

So they can also be unfit,

And wonder why kids at school pick on them,

While feeding them more shlit.

I fill myself with garbage,

I’m a ghetto not a temple,

If I cared about my health,

Why do I have 4000 dimples.

Denial is my best defense,

And doughnuts fill my doubts.

Yes criticism could save my life,

But instead I’d rather pout.

SLOW SUICIDE takes a bite out of junk food