Jack Hammer - Odds

John was a metal-headed monster

He caught a piece of the earth

And sometimes he flew off the handle

And that was his handle

Jack Hammer

C’mon, c’mon good buddy

He’s Jack Hammer

Jonathan, Jonathan H-A-M-M-E-R

He had a fist full of dirt

Had a shirt

He had boots

They were black

His fist came so close she had a wind attack

He’s Jack Hammer

He’s Jack Hammer

Mouth like a power saw

Head like a radio

Hand like a bear paw

Pants full of tadpoles

He’s Jack Hammer

He’s Jack Hammer