Oddities - Oddities

Most people would love to have a shot at these.

If you think you too good for us sideshow freaks, let me know

And I’m gonna whip smack your cheeks!

Come on…

Everyone come see the greatest show.

Unlike anything that you know.

Come and be down wit the clowns.

The big Oddity freak show’s in town

I’m a sideshow looney, watch me get nuts.

I do backflips out in fronta mad trucks.

And in high school the chicks always gave us probs,

'cause I was nine feet tall, and my boy’s a cyclops.

I can swim shark-filled waters!

Yeah, well I can chew nails up and spit out quarters.

Go cryin for your daddy, what’s t