Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo - NOFX

I don’t want tofu,

I’d rather have a mouthful of beef stew,

I don’t want to be vegetarian,

Why eat beans when you can have steak instead?

I don’t feel bad about,

Eating something that’s dead,

So why should I be sad,

For cows getting hit in the head?

So I like eating fish,

Tell me what’s wrong with this,

How can you blame me,

For eating chicken of the sea?

Don’t waste your breath yelling at me,

About animal rights,

And how they should be free,

It’s survival of the fittest,

And we’re winning.

I don’t feel bad about,

Eating something thats dead,

So why should I be sad,

For chickens being force fed,

So I like eating fish,

Tell me what’s wrong with this,

How can you blame me,

For eating chicken of the sea?